January 2009
21 posts
“Why take 2 when you can really ride the monkey train to outer space and take 3?”
– C.M.S. (via liss)
Beware Blowfish Gonads
Blowfish testicles prepared by an unauthorized chef sickened seven diners in northern Japan and three remained hospitalized Tuesday after eating the poisonous delicacy.
Link via Chicago Tribune
from Waiting for Godot...
Estragon: What about hanging ourselves?
Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection.
Estragon: (highly excited). An erection!
Vladimir: With all that follows. Where it falls mandrakes grow. That's why they shriek when you pull them up. Did you not know that?
Estragon: Let's hang ourselves immediately!
Mötorhead - Fast and Loose
Men in Sandals - What Would John Wayne Do?
Moniker: he also never wore flips in case he had to run from the cops
me: dude, flip flops are for girls
Moniker: a skater kid grown up from like arizona or new mexico
me: combat boots or sneakers
Moniker: fucking mexican!
you weirdos
actually
i'm not going to lie
i kinda hate men in flips
i'm so awful!!!!
all of my cali is GONE
GONE
me: theyre gay like sport sandals
Moniker: hm
weeeeeell
don't your feet get hot?
what are you going tyo do?
wear haraches?
me: wear sneakers, 80 years ago men wore suits no matter what
who am i to let them down?
Moniker: sometimes, your sexism warms my fucking heart
(i hope you know that was sincere. remember, i am the bad twin)
me: yes
its not sexism
its some old school shit
my grandpa doesnt wear sandals
and neither will i
Moniker: it's still sexist
men can't; women can
wtf?
that is limited to baby having in all truth
me: bullshit
women can wear dresses
those are infinitely cooler
men need to prepare to fight at all times
women need to prepare to give birth
lol
Moniker: i am telling becca!
watch yourself!!
aye.
me: lol
dude, i am not prepared to birth a child
you may say you're not eitehr
Moniker: neither am I
ha
but i CAN
if i HAD to
me: but you're always more ready than i
in a dark alley if you and me were about to get mugged
Moniker: i'd pop out a baby, i would
oh
me: i highly doubt you would be in a fighting mood
Moniker: wait, that's not where we were going
okeee
you are right
of course
you are the man
duh
me: can't defend the territory in fucking tevas
Moniker: i loooooove you
me: would john wayne wear tevas?
Moniker: l-o-v-e
me: would clint eastwood be seen in plastic flip flops
?
or any flip flops?
hell no
first of all, imagine jonathan in flip flops
its ridiculous
but why is it ridiculous?
Moniker: i am laughing FAR too much to be at work
me: because a marine corp sniper CANNOT wear sandals
now, lets think for a minute
what men DO wear sandals?
the gays
Moniker: my homo here next me to
me: and the french
Moniker: and euros!
me: they are essentially the same thing
the only time i wear flip flops is in the shower at the gym
Moniker: that was seriously out of some sketch comedy
i just died.
right then
me: because, though i am a little fucked in the head, i am totally awesome
and i am right
so you keep to your ready-state and i will keep to mine
consider yourself fortunate that you get to wear flip flops
Moniker: oh i am
and, even more so, dresses
me: omg
i am an asshole
WatchIt’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Night Man
So good.
The Devil Makes Three - Beneath the Piano
WatchDatarock - I used to dance with my daddy. Live at Amoeba Records in Hollywood a while ago.
